So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17244. | Addie (addiethieves) | 71.75 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
17245. | Fritz (oskar669) | 71.75 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
17246. | tanisha (tanisha17) | 71.75 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
17247. | Tyler (tylerpt) | 71.75 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
17248. | Eric (roller_of_roads) | 71.75 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
17249. | C (cnoteusa) | 71.75 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
17250. | Ross (trickydick6) | 71.75 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
17251. | Barış (epokhe) | 71.75 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
17252. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 71.75 | 96% | 2012-05-16 |
17253. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 71.74 | 98% | 2012-02-11 |
17254. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 71.74 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
17255. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 71.73 | 95% | 2019-07-04 |
17256. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 71.73 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
17257. | gerald (geraldgerald) | 71.73 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
17258. | Ro (roha89) | 71.73 | 94% | 2020-06-03 |
17259. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 71.73 | 85% | 2016-04-22 |
17260. | Thomas (ashryx) | 71.72 | 94% | 2017-12-19 |
17261. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 71.72 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
17262. | Maria (barcaforever) | 71.72 | — | 2010-10-28 |
17263. | mohammadreza (mohammadrezae... | 71.72 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
17264. | n00b (monil) | 71.72 | 96% | 2011-08-19 |
17265. | NighthavN (nighthavn) | 71.71 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
17266. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 71.71 | 94% | 2016-07-23 |
17267. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 71.71 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
17268. | ppbeto (ppbeto) | 71.71 | 92% | 2011-06-05 |
17269. | Karlis (tmtx) | 71.71 | — | 2010-09-22 |
17270. | n00b (gimape07) | 71.70 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
17271. | Erinaaaa (erinaaa) | 71.70 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
17272. | Just (ottovon) | 71.70 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
17273. | stefan (rufster24) | 71.70 | 99% | 2013-07-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |