So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26915. | khoinhalam (khoinhalam) | 57.79 | 94% | 2021-08-13 |
| 26916. | Citra (citra13) | 57.79 | 93% | 2014-10-22 |
| 26917. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 57.79 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 26918. | Austin (austinstark407) | 57.78 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 26919. | Sridhar (cure_kiddo) | 57.78 | 88% | 2011-11-10 |
| 26920. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 57.78 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 26921. | Stephen (stephenrocks8) | 57.78 | 92% | 2015-03-18 |
| 26922. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 57.78 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 26923. | hao (khonggiatu) | 57.78 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 26924. | abart (abart711) | 57.78 | 89% | 2014-05-19 |
| 26925. | Tom (kacpix) | 57.77 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 26926. | GXFighter (gxfighter) | 57.77 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 26927. | つき (tsuki24) | 57.77 | 94.8% | 2023-08-10 |
| 26928. | Clarence (freezegoldz) | 57.77 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 26929. | Zerith (zerith) | 57.77 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 26930. | Shareta (shareta) | 57.77 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 26931. | Tarrega (tarrega) | 57.76 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 26932. | J (jreyes33) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 26933. | Bekzodbek (bekzod003) | 57.76 | 93% | 2022-04-03 |
| 26934. | Kubota គូបូតា ... | 57.76 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 26935. | tovanhiep (tovanhiep) | 57.76 | 94% | 2013-06-16 |
| 26936. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 57.76 | 89% | 2013-05-14 |
| 26937. | Bappy (bappy) | 57.76 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 26938. | oliver (oliver13863) | 57.75 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 26939. | Sarah (sarahsyg) | 57.75 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 26940. | BTY (oscarwong91) | 57.75 | 93% | 2015-07-21 |
| 26941. | John (johncenajohncena) | 57.75 | 92% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26942. | alex (airboy) | 57.75 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 26943. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 57.75 | 90% | 2012-12-29 |
| 26944. | Antonio (ab_marcelo) | 57.75 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |