The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14985. | MSJ (msjstar) | 33.86 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14986. | Francine (frantotot) | 33.85 | 92% | 2020-01-03 |
| 14987. | Jasjot (urbanpedu) | 33.83 | 84% | 2016-09-02 |
| 14988. | Mohaka (mohaka) | 33.82 | 94% | 2020-09-12 |
| 14989. | Tarun (tarun6119) | 33.80 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14990. | Rukmani (rukmani) | 33.79 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14991. | Sang Sabil (sangsabil217) | 33.79 | 96% | 2019-06-01 |
| 14992. | jose (silva1) | 33.79 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 14993. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 33.77 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 14994. | tstats[blannk] (blannk) | 33.76 | 89% | 2022-03-21 |
| 14995. | redo (redodo) | 33.76 | 93% | 2011-10-13 |
| 14996. | gatsby (batyousef) | 33.75 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
| 14997. | pelfra (pelfra) | 33.75 | 94% | 2013-03-08 |
| 14998. | Mustafa (mustafa487) | 33.74 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 14999. | Joey (joey_greenee) | 33.74 | 92.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15000. | Mike (pootis49) | 33.74 | 84% | 2017-02-06 |
| 15001. | coolasgamer1 (coolasgamer1) | 33.72 | 93% | 2023-05-21 |
| 15002. | bao (baoly) | 33.72 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 15003. | xXChickenfingerzXx (chicken... | 33.71 | 93% | 2023-07-04 |
| 15004. | Pam (pam4) | 33.71 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 15005. | juvelyn (evujfire) | 33.71 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 15006. | Susan (susanheins) | 33.71 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 15007. | sam (sam112000) | 33.70 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 15008. | Colemak (pepiljo) | 33.69 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 15009. | sdmal (bami100) | 33.69 | 94% | 2021-02-17 |
| 15010. | kumari (kumari) | 33.68 | 98% | 2013-06-27 |
| 15011. | Anmol (anmol_786) | 33.67 | 92% | 2021-12-28 |
| 15012. | hpen514 (hpen514) | 33.67 | 95% | 2012-08-01 |
| 15013. | Moist (moist_ghost) | 33.66 | 92% | 2021-04-26 |
| 15014. | gella (gella) | 33.66 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |