When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5543. | ThePickle (thepickle420) | 95.08 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| 5544. | Caramel (saltyourcaramel) | 95.08 | 98.5% | 2024-07-03 |
| 5545. | Catrina (autologically) | 95.08 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 5546. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 95.08 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 5547. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 95.07 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 5548. | Maros (wlkvr) | 95.06 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 5549. | Tiratore (tiratore) | 95.06 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 5550. | Evan (evari) | 95.05 | 98% | 2025-07-02 |
| 5551. | mikey (shpoopdy) | 95.04 | 99% | 2024-04-05 |
| 5552. | Justin (opustwenty) | 95.03 | 96% | 2016-11-20 |
| 5553. | Bryan (bubbleslim6) | 95.03 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 5554. | airloaf (airloaf) | 95.01 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 5555. | yuya (lavender_orange) | 94.99 | 96.9% | 2024-06-07 |
| 5556. | le_cho_ (le_cho_) | 94.99 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5557. | Willey (shadowheart123) | 94.99 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 5558. | Alex (alexkylelee) | 94.99 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 5559. | Art (artkhl) | 94.98 | 98% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5560. | Danny (dannydog) | 94.98 | 98.5% | 2023-09-22 |
| 5561. | Darren (baochun2) | 94.98 | 99% | 2020-01-17 |
| 5562. | Caleb (calebx) | 94.98 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5563. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 94.98 | 98% | 2017-03-15 |
| 5564. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 94.98 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 5565. | Jason (bliuejay) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 5566. | Denis (l2p200iqplays) | 94.96 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 5567. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 94.95 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 5568. | Luke (lukedood) | 94.95 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
| 5569. | elysima (elysima) | 94.94 | 97% | 2024-12-02 |
| 5570. | sharly (thepersonbeep1) | 94.94 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 5571. | david (frigidds) | 94.94 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 5572. | Vlad (smenos) | 94.93 | 96.6% | 2023-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |