So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30354. | Butterfly (godeye99) | 51.98 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 30355. | clerinng (clerinng) | 51.98 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 30356. | Kaylee (softballstar11) | 51.98 | 81% | 2012-11-26 |
| 30357. | Oussama (oussamanh) | 51.97 | 94% | 2019-05-18 |
| 30358. | amogus (commitbored) | 51.97 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 30359. | Lisa (lisachiu) | 51.97 | 90% | 2015-02-14 |
| 30360. | lol (amigo13) | 51.97 | 94% | 2023-01-10 |
| 30361. | Akhil (akhildusi) | 51.97 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30362. | Jadennnn (__jaden__) | 51.97 | 93% | 2021-01-19 |
| 30363. | Joe (jumpyjoe) | 51.97 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 30364. | butt face (bhujelanish2000@... | 51.97 | 87% | 2015-12-14 |
| 30365. | Thuy (thuydinh) | 51.97 | 92% | 2012-08-03 |
| 30366. | wong (sohai) | 51.97 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 30367. | newbpanda (shypanda) | 51.96 | 89% | 2012-09-26 |
| 30368. | Epoi (epoi_311) | 51.96 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 30369. | Sebastian (spongesebastian) | 51.96 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 30370. | πΏππππππ... | 51.95 | 95.9% | 2023-07-14 |
| 30371. | RGBcat (rgbcat) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 30372. | phan (baobabe) | 51.95 | 98% | 2012-02-03 |
| 30373. | QQ (hayo) | 51.95 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 30374. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 51.95 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 30375. | Ricky (oxblood) | 51.95 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 30376. | mizanur (mizanur) | 51.95 | 95% | 2018-09-25 |
| 30377. | Paul (diablopablo) | 51.94 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 30378. | Stan (stoofee) | 51.94 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 30379. | Alva (alvath) | 51.94 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 30380. | Brad (godspeed99) | 51.94 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 30381. | Jefferson Alfred (alfred8812) | 51.94 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 30382. | Alan (alanmareta) | 51.93 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 30383. | Sidney (sidney01) | 51.93 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |