The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7462. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 94.97 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7463. | Darrive (darrive) | 94.97 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 7464. | Kyle (kyleoco) | 94.96 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 7465. | Sidethalus (sidethalus) | 94.96 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 7466. | Aaron (bentonam) | 94.96 | 98% | 2011-08-16 |
| 7467. | Fast (greytwa) | 94.95 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 7468. | M (lazydaze) | 94.94 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7469. | Michael (toast23) | 94.94 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 7470. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 94.94 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7471. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 94.94 | 100% | 2021-09-25 |
| 7472. | Robert (negro_pantera) | 94.94 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
| 7473. | patrick (iaminarush) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 7474. | Eric (guster09) | 94.94 | 94% | 2015-09-01 |
| 7475. | Henri (therealkanyeeast) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 7476. | Mike (sauchenfauch) | 94.93 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7477. | Gabe (max79) | 94.93 | 92% | 2014-11-30 |
| 7478. | Sverker (sverker2004) | 94.92 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 7479. | Lord Kek (herpderpzy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2013-09-13 |
| 7480. | burro (banton) | 94.92 | 99% | 2012-12-29 |
| 7481. | brianbear (briand724080) | 94.92 | 98% | 2013-12-28 |
| 7482. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 94.92 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 7483. | Ethan (bihone) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 7484. | Chin (lychin) | 94.91 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 7485. | Derek (rasehead) | 94.91 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 7486. | Matt (qfuture) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 7487. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 94.90 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 7488. | João (baite) | 94.89 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 7489. | I wil try, and you too. (ms... | 94.89 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 7490. | Bigpigg (bigpigg) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 7491. | Meeks (eekms) | 94.88 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |