The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9962. | R (spectree) | 46.82 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9963. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 46.82 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 9964. | (rifandi) | 46.82 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 9965. | (gurseltr) | 46.82 | 89% | 2015-02-20 |
| 9966. | (billiabonn) | 46.82 | 93% | 2012-12-02 |
| 9967. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 46.81 | 85% | 2016-01-22 |
| 9968. | (sj_pro) | 46.81 | 93% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9969. | soyou (soyou) | 46.81 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 9970. | (demontyper) | 46.81 | 90% | 2011-08-04 |
| 9971. | (armaghan_ahmed) | 46.81 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 9972. | (amaldevs) | 46.81 | 90% | 2012-10-13 |
| 9973. | (hdaib_fast) | 46.80 | 95% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9974. | Shea (shea378) | 46.80 | 93% | 2019-06-27 |
| 9975. | abdullah (billnyezenazispy) | 46.80 | 94% | 2020-11-20 |
| 9976. | (yannmcrissos) | 46.80 | 90% | 2015-03-04 |
| 9977. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 46.80 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 9978. | (kaptain211) | 46.79 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9979. | Duelling Banshee (banshee888) | 46.79 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 9980. | (llouise_tiffany) | 46.79 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 9981. | (colddemon1993) | 46.79 | 93% | 2012-02-08 |
| 9982. | anuj (anuj_joyfull) | 46.79 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 9983. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 46.78 | 93% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9984. | Jasur (jasur_257) | 46.78 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9985. | christian (typeclm) | 46.78 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 9986. | gerald (g_lardz) | 46.78 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 9987. | Russ (frozenfate_09) | 46.78 | 88% | 2012-02-29 |
| 9988. | Narad Thagunna (narad11) | 46.77 | 94% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9989. | (sgtcuredpanda) | 46.77 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9990. | Quoc Trung (iamme7) | 46.77 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 9991. | (wd_47) | 46.77 | — | 2011-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |