As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7327. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
7328. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 87.70 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
7329. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 87.70 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
7330. | Draco (zdraco_meteor) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
7331. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
7332. | andy (andypaling) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
7333. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
7334. | Erik (erik_leon) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
7335. | Quan (baoquannt) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
7336. | ptt (ptt_) | 87.68 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
7337. | Richard (aeolyus) | 87.67 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
7338. | Chicken (sontayy) | 87.67 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
7339. | w (shwilliam) | 87.66 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
7340. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.66 | 96.5% | 2021-03-03 |
7341. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 87.66 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7342. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 87.66 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
7343. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 87.65 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
7344. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.65 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
7345. | Jard (dogspa) | 87.65 | 97.1% | 2021-02-08 |
7346. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 87.65 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
7347. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 87.65 | 99% | 2015-11-08 |
7348. | Ball (banhammered) | 87.65 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
7349. | money (pelimon) | 87.64 | 94.2% | 2023-10-25 |
7350. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 87.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
7351. | staticwasabi (staticwasabi) | 87.63 | 96.8% | 2023-10-12 |
7352. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.63 | 98.6% | 2023-12-21 |
7353. | Jackee (lilbully) | 87.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
7354. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 87.63 | 91% | 2016-11-16 |
7355. | DMack (dmack98) | 87.62 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
7356. | Xirree (xirree) | 87.62 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |