So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14017. | (valdizney) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14018. | (foad420) | 77.71 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14019. | (tomek1337) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14020. | Kratzuli (kratzuli) | 77.71 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14021. | (nicklasg) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 14022. | (roban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14023. | (noogie13) | 77.70 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14024. | (santi2343) | 77.70 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 14025. | (tifa_lockhart) | 77.70 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
| 14026. | (zxcn) | 77.69 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14027. | (kabsa1985) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14028. | DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE, CHINA!... | 77.69 | 93% | 2014-06-06 |
| 14029. | (tungarsenal97) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 14030. | 1234 (chuwii) | 77.68 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14031. | (jenny_02) | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14032. | (jgizzi21) | 77.68 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14033. | (sanjaysk) | 77.67 | 96.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14034. | (quac) | 77.67 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14035. | (lazydepression) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14036. | (miguelmint) | 77.67 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 14037. | rockwelll (rockwelll) | 77.67 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 14038. | (lightblue1) | 77.67 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
| 14039. | (im_rahi) | 77.67 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
| 14040. | (bananarabbit) | 77.67 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 14041. | (jackcrane) | 77.66 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 14042. | (pluc321) | 77.66 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
| 14043. | (black2dark1) | 77.66 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 14044. | (gyuri) | 77.65 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 14045. | punit (thakelatyper) | 77.65 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 14046. | (tundra3201) | 77.65 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |