Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18282. | joshrhily (joshrhily) | 71.25 | 94% | 2023-10-29 |
| 18283. | Nguyen (dark_magician) | 71.24 | 95% | 2014-02-12 |
| 18284. | William (willezur) | 71.24 | 84% | 2016-04-05 |
| 18285. | Tong (linustc) | 71.24 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 18286. | Abdou31 (abdou31) | 71.24 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 18287. | Nicholas (nick143) | 71.24 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 18288. | Andrew (scythe89) | 71.24 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 18289. | Alvro (alvro) | 71.24 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
| 18290. | Andreas (asbestos) | 71.23 | 95% | 2015-01-05 |
| 18291. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 71.23 | 91% | 2016-07-27 |
| 18292. | Teron (teron88) | 71.23 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 18293. | Zachary (zack1220) | 71.23 | 94% | 2013-01-19 |
| 18294. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 71.23 | 89% | 2012-11-14 |
| 18295. | Winardi (winardi) | 71.23 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 18296. | Mattis (juicedrabbit) | 71.23 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 18297. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 71.23 | 94% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18298. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 71.22 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 18299. | Doyle (fireflies7) | 71.22 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
| 18300. | Khris Lendl (khrislendltuta... | 71.22 | 92% | 2011-09-28 |
| 18301. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 71.22 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 18302. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 71.22 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
| 18303. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 71.22 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
| 18304. | Jack (jack8888) | 71.22 | 98% | 2020-01-21 |
| 18305. | MrsB (bamboo) | 71.22 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 18306. | Innocent (innoama) | 71.22 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 18307. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 71.21 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 18308. | Sushi (yinyang) | 71.21 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 18309. | Carlos (layonman98) | 71.21 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 18310. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 71.21 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 18311. | hieu (hieutrann) | 71.20 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |