So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4848. | Christian (theonehue) | 99.54 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 4849. | RakeLife (rakelife) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 4850. | brianbear (briand724080) | 99.54 | 93% | 2014-03-26 |
| 4851. | (dalivan) | 99.53 | 97% | 2013-05-08 |
| 4852. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 99.53 | 95% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4853. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 99.52 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4854. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 99.52 | 98% | 2017-06-08 |
| 4855. | Vijay (vijayk) | 99.52 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
| 4856. | YESSIRski (gospodinfran) | 99.51 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 4857. | wowo (wountoto) | 99.51 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 4858. | Jax (aabattery) | 99.51 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 4859. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4860. | aeixel (aeixel) | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 4861. | my mango (joe_froggy) | 99.50 | 95.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4862. | BOz (hyund0) | 99.50 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4863. | Hector (dingdingdingding) | 99.50 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4864. | Stefan (baltodk) | 99.49 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 4865. | Nezloe (hyugaki) | 99.48 | 92% | 2012-09-20 |
| 4866. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 99.48 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 4867. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 99.48 | 99% | 2014-08-07 |
| 4868. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4869. | gabe (gabingbing) | 99.47 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4870. | Alden (veyloris) | 99.47 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 4871. | rdd (rddd) | 99.47 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 4872. | Adam (neptuneanime) | 99.47 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 4873. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 99.47 | 97% | 2013-11-06 |
| 4874. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 99.46 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4875. | Andrew (pikawubz) | 99.46 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4876. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 99.45 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 4877. | Xibu (xibu) | 99.45 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |