Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4029. | brbrb (brbrb) | 65.10 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4030. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 65.10 | 95% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4031. | lol (lolspedicey) | 65.05 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4032. | Nate (natekid11) | 65.03 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4033. | why leave the race (___0___) | 65.01 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4034. | fishmanbmt (fishmanbmt) | 65.00 | 100% | 2019-10-26 |
| 4035. | Billy (hines5791) | 64.98 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4036. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 64.97 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 4037. | Bob (bobpopp) | 64.97 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4038. | law (lawx) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 4039. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 4040. | Bhad Bhobby (dillnutt) | 64.93 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 4041. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 64.93 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 4042. | Jose (quod) | 64.92 | 95% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4043. | ♦☺♦ (lookdownnotjustup) | 64.92 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 4044. | Fran (fuxtrot) | 64.90 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 4045. | Lipda (balm33994) | 64.88 | 96% | 2020-01-07 |
| 4046. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 64.87 | 95% | 2018-02-26 |
| 4047. | LongGone (byejack123) | 64.86 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 4048. | chollip (chollip) | 64.85 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4049. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 64.85 | 94% | 2020-03-14 |
| 4050. | Jacob (pjacobh) | 64.83 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 4051. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 64.82 | 93% | 2019-02-10 |
| 4052. | celes (celescastro) | 64.81 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4053. | Tyson (xxtytheguyxx) | 64.81 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4054. | ... (willnyeasianguy) | 64.80 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4055. | Hoang (sanh01) | 64.79 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4056. | Sim (oohm) | 64.78 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4057. | Alec (dhracergc) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 4058. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 64.77 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |