And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14367. | Kailan (kailan) | 89.06 | 97% | 2013-04-02 |
| 14368. | A (etulf) | 89.05 | 98% | 2014-05-24 |
| 14369. | Therion (therion) | 89.05 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 14370. | robert (chewbacca7367) | 89.05 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 14371. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 89.05 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14372. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 89.04 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 14373. | J (kzce) | 89.04 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 14374. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 89.04 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 14375. | Wallstar (wallstar) | 89.04 | 96% | 2015-11-19 |
| 14376. | Dilan (luhana) | 89.04 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 14377. | TheAluMinion (thealuminion) | 89.04 | 99% | 2020-05-25 |
| 14378. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 89.03 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 14379. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 89.03 | 99.7% | 2023-10-30 |
| 14380. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 89.03 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 14381. | Shivam (sorcerer626) | 89.03 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 14382. | Leo (gnowoel) | 89.03 | 98% | 2015-09-01 |
| 14383. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 89.02 | 91% | 2015-01-03 |
| 14384. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 89.02 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14385. | Carlos (ballistik) | 89.02 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
| 14386. | E (artelo_tr) | 89.02 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 14387. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 89.02 | 92% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14388. | Andre (andrepiske) | 89.01 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 14389. | Jumbo (jumboslowbro) | 89.01 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14390. | Snek (sneknotsnake2) | 89.01 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 14391. | Mr.Pickles (ap_ultra) | 89.01 | 97.7% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14392. | levi (leviathan_307) | 89.01 | 97.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 14393. | Darren (darrenoy) | 89.01 | 95% | 2016-04-13 |
| 14394. | Marci (cast5314) | 89.00 | 88% | 2014-10-12 |
| 14395. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 89.00 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 14396. | Jack (jackross) | 89.00 | 88% | 2011-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |