The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10108. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 88.92 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 10109. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 88.92 | 97% | 2014-04-26 |
| 10110. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 88.92 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 10111. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 88.91 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 10112. | Christian (bacrown) | 88.91 | 95% | 2013-07-12 |
| 10113. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 88.90 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
| 10114. | Baltik (baltik) | 88.90 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
| 10115. | Darren (darrenoy) | 88.89 | 97% | 2015-02-11 |
| 10116. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 10117. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 10118. | Jeff (jeff7) | 88.89 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 10119. | Will (small_peepee) | 88.89 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
| 10120. | Cole (pokeopeth) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
| 10121. | samsher (samsher) | 88.89 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 10122. | Chad (kutsk) | 88.89 | 93% | 2017-02-16 |
| 10123. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 88.89 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
| 10124. | euphy (fr3d99) | 88.88 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 10125. | bwian (brianschao) | 88.88 | 88% | 2015-03-11 |
| 10126. | Sean (aeruzaaa) | 88.88 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 10127. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-08-15 |
| 10128. | M. (baity) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 10129. | Levent (holybash) | 88.87 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
| 10130. | Ball (banhammered) | 88.87 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 10131. | Kelli (klandry80) | 88.86 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 10132. | Nader (trigeminal81) | 88.86 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 10133. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 88.86 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 10134. | Crystabellina (crystabellina) | 88.85 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 10135. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 88.85 | 98% | 2011-10-17 |
| 10136. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 88.85 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10137. | H (l3pik) | 88.85 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |