The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9964. | TMMeli (tmtonimeli) | 47.15 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 9965. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.14 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9966. | y (y1266) | 47.14 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9967. | Hubert (dutyhubert) | 47.14 | 90% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9968. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 47.14 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 9969. | James (ladboyswagg) | 47.14 | 96% | 2012-05-15 |
| 9970. | maryam (marr) | 47.14 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 9971. | Ninh (nhoxcrazy_tutai) | 47.14 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 9972. | marcin (sakkikek) | 47.14 | 90% | 2014-12-25 |
| 9973. | Sumit (sumit9693) | 47.14 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 9974. | Miho (mihot) | 47.13 | 96% | 2011-09-28 |
| 9975. | Ulun (ulunnw9) | 47.13 | 87% | 2015-06-17 |
| 9976. | zsonicx (zsonicx) | 47.13 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9977. | Fox (foxyoung) | 47.13 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 9978. | Joao (joaomendonca) | 47.13 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9979. | Ahmed (ahmadco53) | 47.13 | 94% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9980. | Bridget (bahns) | 47.12 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
| 9981. | M (_mash_) | 47.12 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 9982. | John (dongle) | 47.12 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 9983. | imran dhola jhang (imransahen) | 47.12 | 92% | 2014-04-28 |
| 9984. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 47.12 | 92% | 2017-06-03 |
| 9985. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 47.11 | 93% | 2016-08-20 |
| 9986. | nometa (nometa) | 47.11 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9987. | panchi (panchi0706) | 47.11 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9988. | ISuck (isuckettyping) | 47.11 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9989. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 47.11 | 94% | 2023-02-20 |
| 9990. | Flex (alex_flex1) | 47.11 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
| 9991. | malik (allah_o_akbar) | 47.10 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
| 9992. | Isaac (static_meme) | 47.10 | 92% | 2019-09-12 |
| 9993. | sarvpal (sarvpal) | 47.10 | 99% | 2018-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |