The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31028. | jimmhealer (jimmyhealer) | 51.18 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 31029. | Kurosaki (dark_trap144) | 51.18 | 97% | 2012-01-21 |
| 31030. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 51.17 | 86% | 2016-01-31 |
| 31031. | Andreas (eenfeldt) | 51.17 | 94% | 2011-07-10 |
| 31032. | Sergio (rtos) | 51.16 | 92% | 2015-03-31 |
| 31033. | Sebastian (jschavesr) | 51.15 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| 31034. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 51.15 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 31035. | guner (guner) | 51.15 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 31036. | c (coleen82) | 51.15 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 31037. | Safi (_safi_) | 51.14 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| 31038. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 51.14 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 31039. | Syed (sohaib_01) | 51.14 | 96.2% | 2023-07-05 |
| 31040. | Julia (juliaoi) | 51.14 | 91% | 2014-06-28 |
| 31041. | Letty (lettym) | 51.13 | 96% | 2013-01-11 |
| 31042. | Boris (borix) | 51.13 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 31043. | Dou (douumm) | 51.12 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 31044. | ATOM (prathamp) | 51.11 | 93% | 2021-07-03 |
| 31045. | Janemba (janemba9) | 51.11 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 31046. | white (white_carnation) | 51.11 | 93% | 2022-02-19 |
| 31047. | Surely (surely_) | 51.11 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 31048. | Bridget (bahns) | 51.11 | 95% | 2019-03-05 |
| 31049. | Arun (arunbastola) | 51.09 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 31050. | Aza (iskusstvo) | 51.09 | 93% | 2022-10-10 |
| 31051. | Craziest (craziest) | 51.09 | 88% | 2016-02-10 |
| 31052. | Antono (antono_) | 51.09 | 96% | 2018-07-09 |
| 31053. | Caleb (powelcb) | 51.08 | 94% | 2023-02-09 |
| 31054. | drop that chitty ching chin... | 51.08 | 94% | 2018-01-30 |
| 31055. | Tri (tricaole) | 51.08 | 95% | 2018-11-19 |
| 31056. | Melissa (bassoonenough) | 51.08 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 31057. | Dylan (fortune205) | 51.06 | 88% | 2016-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |