I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4509. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 107.43 | 98.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 4510. | lorenzo (lorenzo2131) | 107.43 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 4511. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 107.42 | 100% | 2023-04-16 |
| 4512. | Max (winstonlisa) | 107.42 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4513. | Eric (ericchung) | 107.42 | 98% | 2018-06-16 |
| 4514. | Rein (lilpotatopop) | 107.41 | 96% | 2024-07-10 |
| 4515. | carl (carlmarl) | 107.41 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4516. | coco (kaijenlee) | 107.41 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 4517. | J (antiduckdude24) | 107.41 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4518. | 🍌 One Banana 🍌 (milkt... | 107.41 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4519. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 107.41 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 4520. | Spencer (kingcrozma) | 107.40 | 98.8% | 2024-04-29 |
| 4521. | sini (seenee) | 107.40 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 4522. | Nicholas (butthoe) | 107.39 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4523. | (sosjiz) | 107.39 | 97.4% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4524. | Fish (fish753) | 107.39 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 4525. | Roi (drone333) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4526. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 107.38 | 97.6% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4527. | Jay (aasiaat) | 107.38 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 4528. | linkai (linkaixd) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4529. | 🌑🌘 🌗 🌖 🌕 (t... | 107.38 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4530. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 107.38 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4531. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 107.36 | 98.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4532. | apoorv (covfere) | 107.36 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 4533. | Me (something_s) | 107.36 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4534. | Dioscene (dioscene) | 107.36 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
| 4535. | Chase3303 (chase3303) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4536. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 107.35 | 98.2% | 2024-02-16 |
| 4537. | JumbaHumba (jumbahumba) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4538. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 107.35 | 94.7% | 2024-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |