I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11988. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 80.39 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 11989. | martin (martin642) | 80.38 | 100% | 2022-09-19 |
| 11990. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 80.38 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11991. | Harry (thebigherns) | 80.37 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11992. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 80.37 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11993. | Christina (peanut0718) | 80.37 | 99% | 2019-06-11 |
| 11994. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 80.37 | 95.8% | 2023-06-02 |
| 11995. | Pushp (tourist277) | 80.36 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 11996. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 80.36 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11997. | Iozza (iozza) | 80.35 | 95.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 11998. | Ben (bhoman) | 80.35 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 11999. | Verstappen (maxchen1020) | 80.35 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12000. | Hillary (hillzygirl1) | 80.35 | 95% | 2024-03-14 |
| 12001. | Peter (upsala_koy) | 80.35 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 12002. | Siddharth (siddharth_giri) | 80.34 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12003. | Daniel (dragontail) | 80.33 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 12004. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 80.32 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12005. | Cryptic (cinargamertv) | 80.32 | 94% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12006. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 80.32 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
| 12007. | IronSmithnearyou (rotinaan) | 80.31 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 12008. | Auzzy (zororion) | 80.31 | 99% | 2024-06-23 |
| 12009. | Matilda (matildaj) | 80.31 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 12010. | Peter (ch9cken) | 80.30 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 12011. | Gareth (mrmlg081) | 80.30 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 12012. | Changs (cgola) | 80.29 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12013. | Jave (iwilldefeatyou69) | 80.29 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 12014. | Nicholas (avelaval) | 80.29 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 12015. | alpaca (icealpaca91) | 80.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 12016. | James (freetheguy) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 12017. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 80.28 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |