I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9948. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 90.06 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9949. | Bobberino (bobberino) | 90.06 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 9950. | Matthias (damatias) | 90.06 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9951. | Will (chork256) | 90.05 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 9952. | Alex (drummerguy) | 90.05 | 100% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9953. | David (chronic_cross) | 90.05 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 9954. | Hieu (larhral) | 90.05 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9955. | Kelvin (j0hnnys1lverhand) | 90.05 | 98.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9956. | oiki (oiki123) | 90.04 | 98.2% | 2024-01-23 |
| 9957. | Cameron (sebajun) | 90.04 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 9958. | Praggapan (silentmachine) | 90.03 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 9959. | tstats[shubhampatil] (shubh... | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 9960. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 90.03 | 96.7% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9961. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 90.03 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 9962. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 90.02 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9963. | İbrahim Can (ibrahimcan) | 90.02 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| 9964. | Ayoli (jayliho) | 90.01 | 99.4% | 2024-03-24 |
| 9965. | Ulysses (baergo) | 90.01 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9966. | It'sMe (aelar9) | 90.01 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9967. | David (nethunter) | 90.01 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 9968. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.01 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 9969. | Max (souriz) | 90.01 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 9970. | L (thereddone) | 90.00 | 99.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9971. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 90.00 | 99% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9972. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 90.00 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 9973. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 90.00 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 9974. | Quibz (white_fire) | 89.98 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 9975. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 89.97 | 97.1% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9976. | Rab (rabuhana) | 89.97 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 9977. | jayda (jxwxljxyda) | 89.97 | 95.8% | 2024-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |