Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16829. | jjclj (jeffclj) | 73.85 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16830. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 73.85 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16831. | kerokero (urechila) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 16832. | (robert420) | 73.85 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 16833. | jenooi (jenooi) | 73.84 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 16834. | Cat (neko) | 73.84 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 16835. | noah (noahdj) | 73.84 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 16836. | new (pookieface) | 73.84 | 93% | 2016-07-02 |
| 16837. | Masterlama (masterlama) | 73.84 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16838. | cayouu (slowesttypist19) | 73.84 | 94.8% | 2023-09-28 |
| 16839. | Kasper (salared) | 73.84 | 89% | 2015-01-16 |
| 16840. | Eric (etype) | 73.83 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
| 16841. | Tran (thong3la) | 73.83 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 16842. | Acama (acama) | 73.83 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 16843. | central_ba (central_ba) | 73.83 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 16844. | Donked (cyrany) | 73.83 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 16845. | Oatty (badzerror) | 73.82 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
| 16846. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 73.82 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 16847. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 73.82 | 93% | 2013-09-09 |
| 16848. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 73.82 | 97% | 2016-08-16 |
| 16849. | Uros (uros_krunic) | 73.82 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 16850. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 73.82 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| 16851. | Bram (messier_104) | 73.82 | 94% | 2016-12-22 |
| 16852. | Hai (squallhai) | 73.82 | 92% | 2016-03-12 |
| 16853. | a1ways (pi___) | 73.82 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 16854. | Lauren (lwilli5692) | 73.82 | 87% | 2012-12-11 |
| 16855. | Murilo (murilo.rodrigues@gm... | 73.82 | 86% | 2011-05-30 |
| 16856. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 73.82 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 16857. | axengi (axengi) | 73.82 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 16858. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 73.82 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |