The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18732. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 74.02 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18733. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 74.02 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18734. | T (nawsome) | 74.02 | 93% | 2011-12-08 |
| 18735. | MonCaT (moncat) | 74.02 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18736. | John (scylva) | 74.01 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 18737. | Angkana (ployyjen) | 74.01 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 18738. | Hussain (malik1122) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-01-31 |
| 18739. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 74.00 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 18740. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 74.00 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18741. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 74.00 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 18742. | Will (freewillie18) | 73.99 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 18743. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 73.99 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 18744. | Dave (doubledave) | 73.99 | 95% | 2014-04-29 |
| 18745. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 73.99 | 97% | 2015-07-30 |
| 18746. | Snoody (snoody) | 73.99 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 18747. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 73.99 | 89% | 2016-11-20 |
| 18748. | mibsahn (mibsahn) | 73.98 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 18749. | Michael (miri624) | 73.98 | 91% | 2017-04-05 |
| 18750. | zxc (idcidcidcidc) | 73.98 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 18751. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 73.98 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 18752. | raming (raming1717) | 73.98 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 18753. | ADH (rathalos94) | 73.98 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 18754. | Egi (dr12) | 73.98 | 100% | 2017-06-19 |
| 18755. | Oatty (badzerror) | 73.98 | 92% | 2011-09-14 |
| 18756. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 73.97 | 95% | 2015-11-28 |
| 18757. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 73.97 | 95% | 2016-02-19 |
| 18758. | Stefan (lingprak) | 73.97 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 18759. | who (whoyou) | 73.97 | 92% | 2012-03-04 |
| 18760. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 73.97 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18761. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 73.97 | 95% | 2014-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |