So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19463. | Paulo (akosipauie) | 69.16 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 19464. | Aaron (violapwner) | 69.16 | 92% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19465. | Jazz (melotea) | 69.16 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 19466. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 69.16 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 19467. | Rondino (rondino2) | 69.16 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 19468. | Caroline (chanrin22) | 69.16 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 19469. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 69.16 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 19470. | Martin (martin_cantwell) | 69.16 | 93% | 2011-10-25 |
| 19471. | Luka (sekibog) | 69.15 | 95% | 2020-09-28 |
| 19472. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 69.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-18 |
| 19473. | Arash (arashhetfield) | 69.15 | 92% | 2012-12-12 |
| 19474. | Dylan (chickenthatvapes) | 69.15 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 19475. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 69.15 | 93% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19476. | Artemis (artemyx) | 69.15 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 19477. | OM KATHAIT (om_kathait) | 69.15 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| 19478. | John (merongmerong) | 69.15 | 93% | 2015-01-02 |
| 19479. | Venkat (venkat423) | 69.14 | 96.4% | 2023-06-22 |
| 19480. | Ronciu (badur) | 69.14 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 19481. | Kenway (kenway316) | 69.14 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 19482. | b. (monoprobe) | 69.14 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 19483. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 69.14 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 19484. | Fresita (fresita_f) | 69.14 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 19485. | uzr (igor83) | 69.14 | 97% | 2014-09-01 |
| 19486. | Mayur (mayur7) | 69.14 | 92% | 2013-06-25 |
| 19487. | Neldev (neldev) | 69.13 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 19488. | logan (lacton44) | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 19489. | Big (big_zein) | 69.13 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
| 19490. | Ryan (cuoituoi1996) | 69.13 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 19491. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 69.12 | 97.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 19492. | Able (interstellarnova) | 69.12 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |