So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3301. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 105.60 | 99% | 2014-10-11 |
| 3302. | (msmf) | 105.58 | 97% | 2012-11-06 |
| 3303. | DESTINY THATS A WOMANS NAME... | 105.58 | 95% | 2015-03-18 |
| 3304. | 144p 1998 VW Beetle (stryke... | 105.58 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 3305. | (huynhcongminh) | 105.58 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3306. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 105.58 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 3307. | (piny) | 105.58 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 3308. | (phipz) | 105.57 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 3309. | Raphael (shimahon) | 105.57 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 3310. | Sesshy (sesshy) | 105.57 | 93% | 2011-07-13 |
| 3311. | Larry (littodevil) | 105.55 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 3312. | (tokenshift) | 105.54 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 3313. | allan (isnallareloaded) | 105.53 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 3314. | (mikefromtw) | 105.53 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 3315. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 105.53 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3316. | You (chimmey) | 105.52 | 98% | 2014-01-26 |
| 3317. | dukiemon (badugi) | 105.51 | 97% | 2014-04-14 |
| 3318. | (dual) | 105.51 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 3319. | (softero) | 105.50 | 99% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3320. | (fishing_for_bass) | 105.50 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3321. | playing typeracer dot com (... | 105.50 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3322. | (graffz) | 105.49 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 3323. | (55penst) | 105.49 | 95% | 2014-04-19 |
| 3324. | (100racestest) | 105.48 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 3325. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 105.48 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3326. | jojo (jojor) | 105.47 | 99% | 2012-11-01 |
| 3327. | boxed.com (toftwaf) | 105.47 | 95% | 2016-02-09 |
| 3328. | (zedrickb) | 105.47 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 3329. | (derakoz) | 105.47 | 95% | 2013-04-13 |
| 3330. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 105.46 | 98.5% | 2023-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |