I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7435. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 93.87 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 7436. | Dkippy (sirdunklenutsiii) | 93.86 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 7437. | FlueBayouLOL (ah0y) | 93.86 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 7438. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 93.86 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 7439. | Scott (swg06) | 93.85 | 97.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 7440. | BuddDwyer (twerkadactyl) | 93.85 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 7441. | Sulley (kingsulley) | 93.85 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 7442. | coco (kaijenlee) | 93.85 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 7443. | Akribane (masterpiggy131) | 93.85 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 7444. | Roger (gamer95) | 93.85 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 7445. | Felix (f2862089986) | 93.85 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 7446. | Josh (jaysche) | 93.83 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 7447. | Peter (pruse) | 93.83 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7448. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 93.83 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 7449. | Raymond (xpain123451) | 93.83 | 94% | 2019-08-19 |
| 7450. | Laura (luckybishop) | 93.83 | 99% | 2018-07-02 |
| 7451. | owlsoup (owlsoup) | 93.82 | 97% | 2025-07-24 |
| 7452. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 93.82 | 100% | 2021-08-17 |
| 7453. | Niels (nielsey) | 93.82 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 7454. | BadScam (badscam) | 93.82 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 7455. | Austin (lilwaynik) | 93.81 | 97% | 2024-02-27 |
| 7456. | Ethan (ephun) | 93.81 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 7457. | 0 (gochoo) | 93.81 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| 7458. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 93.81 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 7459. | Isabel (isabelrstev) | 93.80 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 7460. | sam sulek (sunaisaqt) | 93.80 | 95% | 2021-05-29 |
| 7461. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 93.79 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 7462. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 93.79 | 99.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 7463. | medici (everlastingcorevalues) | 93.79 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 7464. | Lee (seamless) | 93.79 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |