So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21365. | Steph (froot_loops) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21366. | vicky (35virous) | 66.38 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 21367. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 66.37 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 21368. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 66.37 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 21369. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 66.37 | 93% | 2014-05-15 |
| 21370. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 66.37 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 21371. | Mike (blessedmike) | 66.37 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 21372. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21373. | Eaton (adgray09) | 66.37 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 21374. | chuckles (beingsanctified) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 21375. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 66.36 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| 21376. | Evan (evanger) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 21377. | mrjavaman (mrjavaman) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 21378. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 66.36 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 21379. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 21380. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 66.36 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 21381. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 66.35 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 21382. | Yung (patalsan) | 66.35 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 21383. | srijit (sri7cool) | 66.35 | 97% | 2013-05-02 |
| 21384. | Eric (badfuzzy) | 66.35 | 90% | 2015-11-05 |
| 21385. | Kent (klorm) | 66.35 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 21386. | Kevin (phogangon) | 66.35 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 21387. | John (illegalization) | 66.34 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 21388. | Sakti (sakti) | 66.34 | 91% | 2013-03-25 |
| 21389. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 66.34 | 92% | 2014-04-20 |
| 21390. | Silly (sillygeeses) | 66.34 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 21391. | Ash (ashxjesslyn) | 66.34 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 21392. | Flanders (flanders1) | 66.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 21393. | gcode (gcode360) | 66.34 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21394. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 66.34 | 86% | 2016-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |