Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2873. | Almer (almersafara) | 78.17 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2874. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 78.17 | 94% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2875. | Remo (rotta564) | 78.16 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 2876. | tommy (tommyfall) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2877. | Andy (everysummer) | 78.14 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2878. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 78.14 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2879. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 2880. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2881. | Andre (myagmea) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2882. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 78.09 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2883. | Giulio (giulio89) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2884. | Adam (musterling) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2885. | Ted (hh535) | 78.07 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2886. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 78.07 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 2887. | irebire (irebire) | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2888. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 78.06 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2889. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2890. | Kyle (badadc) | 78.05 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2891. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 78.04 | 95% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2892. | Pu55 (pusseater) | 78.03 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2893. | Marc (ratshepard) | 78.02 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2894. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 78.02 | 99% | 2018-07-06 |
| 2895. | Wuooof (wuooof) | 78.02 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2896. | justinhylee (justinhylee) | 78.01 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2897. | ghuid (stefano27) | 77.99 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2898. | Missy (lovelydy) | 77.99 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2899. | Plommon (plommon) | 77.99 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2900. | Ahmad (injecto) | 77.97 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2901. | Pop (popcansoda) | 77.96 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2902. | herny (helluherny) | 77.95 | 95% | 2019-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |