The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10680. | Gushiken (literalynoob1) | 87.90 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 10681. | k (klausbelegu) | 87.90 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 10682. | Alan (alal22) | 87.90 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10683. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 87.90 | 99% | 2016-05-11 |
| 10684. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 87.90 | 88% | 2015-03-24 |
| 10685. | Johnny (airshield) | 87.90 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 10686. | kev (kilb0t) | 87.89 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 10687. | Rikard (rikardny) | 87.89 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 10688. | blazien (blazien) | 87.88 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 10689. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 87.88 | 95% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10690. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 87.87 | 98.1% | 2023-10-15 |
| 10691. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 87.87 | 96.3% | 2023-07-27 |
| 10692. | sjorn (sjorn) | 87.87 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 10693. | Yoav (yoava333) | 87.87 | 99% | 2015-02-09 |
| 10694. | Storm (storm_typer) | 87.87 | 99% | 2016-07-22 |
| 10695. | Susan (pfpigs) | 87.87 | 94% | 2017-05-10 |
| 10696. | A (h4l3x) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10697. | Bac (bacstaber) | 87.86 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10698. | Andrew (andrewman138) | 87.86 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 10699. | Chris (cap18patz) | 87.86 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10700. | Ethan (ilovemathematics314) | 87.85 | 97% | 2013-02-26 |
| 10701. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 87.85 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 10702. | Óðin Andor (20odin02) | 87.85 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 10703. | Sam (hularuns) | 87.85 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10704. | J (xjdx) | 87.85 | 94% | 2012-07-31 |
| 10705. | Tina (teenytina) | 87.85 | 91% | 2012-11-28 |
| 10706. | ᕕ༼ ; •̀︿•́༽... | 87.85 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 10707. | Alex (exxpen) | 87.84 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10708. | Ian (iandaking) | 87.84 | 90% | 2016-01-21 |
| 10709. | pyrro (pyrrolysine) | 87.84 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |