I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15891. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 74.68 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 15892. | Serial (serial_typer) | 74.68 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 15893. | thiccums (majorheadtop) | 74.68 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 15894. | Victor (dreamusicv) | 74.67 | 98.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 15895. | Viram (uzuha_narusuke) | 74.67 | 96.6% | 2024-08-09 |
| 15896. | Anel (anelbeads) | 74.67 | 95% | 2019-05-26 |
| 15897. | Bikram (wood_cutter) | 74.67 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 15898. | Noel (twicetzuyu) | 74.66 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 15899. | Brzzz (brzzz) | 74.66 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 15900. | Jay (kov_) | 74.66 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15901. | Jarrett (jarrettedward) | 74.66 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 15902. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 74.66 | 99% | 2020-11-03 |
| 15903. | FASTFINGERZ (fastfingerz3) | 74.65 | 94.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 15904. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 74.65 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 15905. | Indigo (indigoarcher) | 74.65 | 99% | 2023-10-15 |
| 15906. | Eddie (artourzy) | 74.65 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 15907. | NayP (nayp) | 74.64 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 15908. | hk (hakhak) | 74.64 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 15909. | KLM (klm0010) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 15910. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 74.64 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15911. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 74.64 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 15912. | Jack (jhudson85) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 15913. | sherk (shelleydubbs) | 74.64 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 15914. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 74.64 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 15915. | Marco (typrod) | 74.63 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 15916. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 74.63 | 98.2% | 2024-05-05 |
| 15917. | Ethan (ethanxxxl) | 74.63 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 15918. | Omkar Ghanekar (omicar) | 74.62 | 99% | 2025-09-03 |
| 15919. | Steve (speedyboiiiii69) | 74.62 | 100% | 2023-09-15 |
| 15920. | ame chan (happykaeya) | 74.62 | 95.7% | 2024-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |