As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14387. | Kwek (kyjing) | 74.41 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14388. | matin (mdmatin4) | 74.41 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 14389. | Renson (renson1) | 74.41 | 95% | 2018-06-20 |
| 14390. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 74.41 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 14391. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 74.41 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 14392. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 74.41 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 14393. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 74.40 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 14394. | David (yishuman) | 74.39 | 90% | 2016-09-27 |
| 14395. | Yash (yashkul) | 74.39 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14396. | phille11552 (phille11552) | 74.39 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14397. | Kalash (asdforever) | 74.39 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 14398. | Travis (ttboyd884) | 74.39 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 14399. | txbklyn (txbklyn) | 74.39 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
| 14400. | j (josiahd) | 74.38 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 14401. | IsMythic (ismythic) | 74.38 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14402. | ruohola (ruohola) | 74.38 | 96.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14403. | Afifa (dirtshack) | 74.37 | 97% | 2025-03-10 |
| 14404. | Fery (feryfoke) | 74.37 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 14405. | Money (moneygo) | 74.37 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 14406. | Marco (adventurek0ala) | 74.37 | 95% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14407. | 3rd Place (bomtombadil) | 74.37 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 14408. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 74.37 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 14409. | sanpet (whoisthis7805) | 74.36 | 96.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 14410. | Null (chicken1996) | 74.36 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 14411. | Thomas (roarkish) | 74.36 | 97% | 2015-04-26 |
| 14412. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 74.36 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 14413. | Neeraj (nrjbwj) | 74.35 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14414. | Stan (stan3999) | 74.35 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14415. | I am not telling you (blink... | 74.35 | 95% | 2024-12-16 |
| 14416. | FROST (frostxdemons) | 74.35 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |