I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13646. | Danny (arbitori) | 78.54 | 96.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13647. | Isaac (anne_flank1) | 78.53 | 95.1% | 2025-02-21 |
| 13648. | Pszymek (pszym) | 78.53 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13649. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 78.53 | 97% | 2016-04-06 |
| 13650. | A (awizard777) | 78.53 | 92% | 2017-05-31 |
| 13651. | newt (newtalken) | 78.52 | 97% | 2025-12-08 |
| 13652. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 78.52 | 98% | 2026-01-15 |
| 13653. | thevan (thevan96) | 78.52 | 97.1% | 2024-04-22 |
| 13654. | Vt (jesuslep) | 78.52 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13655. | Al (halowzy) | 78.52 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13656. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 78.52 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13657. | Preston (syphix3) | 78.51 | 96.9% | 2024-09-22 |
| 13658. | Austin (bostonredsock) | 78.51 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13659. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 78.51 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13660. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 78.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13661. | Manan (mk1123) | 78.50 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
| 13662. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 78.49 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13663. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 13664. | Riley (plutoniumz) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13665. | Cell (cell) | 78.49 | 96% | 2016-07-16 |
| 13666. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 78.49 | 99% | 2015-08-09 |
| 13667. | M (musketeertypist) | 78.48 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 13668. | Maaz (mk25925) | 78.48 | 93% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13669. | Mark (pap1) | 78.48 | 98% | 2023-12-02 |
| 13670. | Jee (justjeejee) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13671. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13672. | David (grimrp3r) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13673. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 78.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13674. | Victor (vlnash2002) | 78.48 | 93% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13675. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 78.47 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |