And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12281. | Maybe (maybecow) | 92.93 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 12282. | Mike (tsunami21) | 92.93 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 12283. | Ghost (immaghost) | 92.93 | 95% | 2016-02-27 |
| 12284. | Hlizak (hlizak) | 92.92 | 95% | 2013-07-23 |
| 12285. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 92.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12286. | Tobiloba (thetobitron) | 92.92 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 12287. | Kevin (demote) | 92.92 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 12288. | Sebastian (proudpole) | 92.92 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 12289. | Assassin4Hire (strictmath) | 92.92 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 12290. | NUH_DVORAK (nuh_dvorak) | 92.92 | 96% | 2012-07-21 |
| 12291. | TJ (inameiname) | 92.92 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 12292. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 92.92 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 12293. | Oliwier (olix04) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 12294. | alex (alexyan) | 92.91 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12295. | Macho (iammacho) | 92.91 | 91% | 2012-06-07 |
| 12296. | Dan (dandarandan) | 92.91 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 12297. | Kevinh (baconpool14) | 92.90 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12298. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 92.90 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 12299. | Connor (jonecon) | 92.90 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 12300. | Chris (gimmick) | 92.90 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
| 12301. | hooo (hoehoe) | 92.89 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12302. | Innar (faazna) | 92.89 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 12303. | Jimi (twentey) | 92.89 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 12304. | dirts (dirts) | 92.89 | 90% | 2016-04-14 |
| 12305. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 92.88 | 96% | 2012-04-11 |
| 12306. | Zeke (isaacyang25) | 92.88 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12307. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 92.87 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 12308. | TypingNoob (bekarihh) | 92.87 | 99.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 12309. | swooshmcgoosh (swooshmcgoosh) | 92.87 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 12310. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 92.87 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |