So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18323. | diee (diee_2010) | 70.86 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 18324. | Tasha (tashadimps) | 70.86 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 18325. | Dwayne (k120) | 70.86 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 18326. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 70.86 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 18327. | Raz (adashi) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 18328. | Heexer (heexer) | 70.85 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 18329. | Denec (denec) | 70.85 | 95.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 18330. | Joey (joeyxiii) | 70.85 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
| 18331. | mamser (mamser01) | 70.85 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18332. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 70.85 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 18333. | Eminem (coimbra149) | 70.85 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 18334. | Alireza (alirezaopmc) | 70.84 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18335. | theendofinfinity (theendofi... | 70.84 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 18336. | Hamzeh (jegayer) | 70.84 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18337. | Elie (iceworld) | 70.84 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 18338. | Alan (itsonlyalan) | 70.84 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 18339. | Mark (baconhead) | 70.83 | 94% | 2015-09-09 |
| 18340. | Dee (reeee24) | 70.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 18341. | B (wolfericus) | 70.83 | 93% | 2015-02-05 |
| 18342. | aEr0 (_aero) | 70.83 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 18343. | la1 (xtyping) | 70.83 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 18344. | Sebastian (cloutimus) | 70.83 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 18345. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 70.83 | 91% | 2016-05-02 |
| 18346. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 70.83 | 88% | 2015-11-08 |
| 18347. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 70.82 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 18348. | Fredrik (jykez) | 70.82 | 86% | 2013-02-27 |
| 18349. | Henry (hgeter) | 70.82 | 98% | 2015-06-17 |
| 18350. | Hue (huehue_) | 70.82 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 18351. | Dennis (elru) | 70.82 | 96% | 2014-05-09 |
| 18352. | Nick (megacrapkin) | 70.81 | 89% | 2014-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |