So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22374. | racer (racer1212) | 64.07 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 22375. | (loki83jcg) | 64.07 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 22376. | (normalizejoey) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 22377. | (berg1989) | 64.06 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22378. | CaixaOca (caixaoca) | 64.06 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22379. | (totallytom) | 64.06 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 22380. | (inception1) | 64.06 | 94% | 2021-02-01 |
| 22381. | (dotpreach) | 64.06 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 22382. | (fussa) | 64.06 | 93% | 2014-10-08 |
| 22383. | (prairie) | 64.05 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 22384. | Colemark (iamkenzo) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 22385. | (usedtank14) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 22386. | (vvatti@gmail.com) | 64.05 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22387. | (jainnirav88) | 64.05 | 95.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 22388. | (decoder96) | 64.05 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 22389. | (ogcjn) | 64.05 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 22390. | (coxxtu) | 64.04 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 22391. | (theclashboy) | 64.04 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 22392. | (reza_joonm) | 64.04 | 93% | 2013-06-16 |
| 22393. | (qace) | 64.04 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 22394. | (faruzzy) | 64.04 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 22395. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 64.04 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 22396. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 64.04 | 89% | 2016-04-30 |
| 22397. | Rich (bace) | 64.04 | 95% | 2011-05-23 |
| 22398. | (nobuken) | 64.04 | 96% | 2012-02-10 |
| 22399. | (euclid221) | 64.04 | 95% | 2014-12-22 |
| 22400. | (sinisterserpent) | 64.03 | 95.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 22401. | Naruke (naruke15) | 64.03 | 92% | 2017-05-22 |
| 22402. | (pjtimmon) | 64.03 | 92% | 2014-02-11 |
| 22403. | (meph87) | 64.03 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |