As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19355. | Ahmad (fadedxtc) | 62.49 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
19356. | Rahul (rahulburrito) | 62.49 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
19357. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 62.49 | 92% | 2016-08-22 |
19358. | Dolprat (mingspeedtyper) | 62.48 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
19359. | Ramya (envisage) | 62.48 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
19360. | Thomas (100wordsperminute) | 62.48 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
19361. | Xebion (xebion) | 62.48 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
19362. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 62.48 | 94% | 2016-08-12 |
19363. | Jervin Luis (vhen22) | 62.47 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
19364. | Alvise (anklud) | 62.47 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
19365. | Harry (bone126) | 62.47 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
19366. | William (willt07) | 62.46 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
19367. | ig - @24FrameFilms (oscar30... | 62.46 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
19368. | TNT92fin (tnt92fin) | 62.45 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
19369. | Ren (lunaren) | 62.45 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
19370. | Rach (rabecha) | 62.45 | 94% | 2015-12-06 |
19371. | Alex (sano7748) | 62.44 | 99% | 2017-09-27 |
19372. | Carson (carsonperl) | 62.44 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
19373. | Babblecat (babblecat) | 62.44 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
19374. | Plata O Plomo? (mylifeforne... | 62.44 | 96% | 2016-12-10 |
19375. | White (beast_5) | 62.44 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
19376. | Chrism4 (chrisman44) | 62.44 | 99% | 2017-07-24 |
19377. | Alok (euthaniser) | 62.43 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
19378. | Lin (mrtuxg) | 62.43 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
19379. | Matrix (matri) | 62.43 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
19380. | Matthew (barrraoutta) | 62.42 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
19381. | Patryk (b0ltzmannbrain) | 62.42 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
19382. | Scott (1159) | 62.42 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
19383. | Igor (kruzics) | 62.41 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
19384. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 62.41 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |