I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12947. | Martina (martinaon) | 80.06 | 90% | 2015-06-26 |
| 12948. | George (georgedmi) | 80.06 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 12949. | Stretch (stretch_flex) | 80.05 | 98% | 2026-02-20 |
| 12950. | Om (omster38) | 80.05 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 12951. | bejaichund (bejay) | 80.05 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12952. | Summer (summerw1015) | 80.05 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 12953. | Oliver (oliverrobb) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
| 12954. | Alex (greenday308) | 80.04 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 12955. | Ice (clwo) | 80.04 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12956. | kallu (kallu512) | 80.04 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 12957. | Apex (cyrion6) | 80.04 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 12958. | Screen (screendoor) | 80.04 | 95.9% | 2025-03-26 |
| 12959. | Dave (inotdave) | 80.04 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12960. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 80.04 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 12961. | Markus (mackanbreh) | 80.04 | 86% | 2016-05-22 |
| 12962. | Jude (dukapa) | 80.04 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 12963. | Rian (rriann) | 80.03 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 12964. | Brate (brate) | 80.03 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12965. | Patryk (heininek) | 80.03 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 12966. | Eriksen (babaoriley) | 80.03 | 96% | 2015-10-15 |
| 12967. | Max (slo2type) | 80.03 | 99% | 2019-09-19 |
| 12968. | u (lovatical) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12969. | Minaira (minaira) | 80.02 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 12970. | Justin (rawrltd) | 80.02 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
| 12971. | Steven (steven5863) | 80.02 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12972. | Sangam (sangamjoshi) | 80.02 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 12973. | Carlos (nino6454) | 80.02 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 12974. | noob (chairmanlmfao) | 80.02 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 12975. | Spork4 (spork4) | 80.02 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 12976. | laptopslow (znerwill) | 80.01 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |