So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20325. | khalil (credendo) | 67.87 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 20326. | Rodolfo (rcaferraz) | 67.87 | 93% | 2012-05-19 |
| 20327. | J (xjdx) | 67.87 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 20328. | Cj (speedstercourt) | 67.87 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 20329. | Apoap (apoapojak) | 67.87 | 97% | 2013-08-25 |
| 20330. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 67.86 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 20331. | Mazen (mazenayman) | 67.86 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 20332. | . (majorleaguetyper) | 67.86 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 20333. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 67.86 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 20334. | Asif (suit) | 67.86 | 95% | 2015-09-02 |
| 20335. | Shalini (shalinikaleeswaran) | 67.86 | 95% | 2013-10-03 |
| 20336. | Mel (_melanie) | 67.86 | 94% | 2011-12-22 |
| 20337. | Jason (smartsuka) | 67.85 | 99% | 2013-01-22 |
| 20338. | Topher (burritopher) | 67.85 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 20339. | Typinator (candymn3) | 67.85 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 20340. | Xavi (xavi) | 67.85 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 20341. | n (qxgjq_kjjjjhjhjk) | 67.84 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20342. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 67.84 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 20343. | L9898 (l9898) | 67.84 | 90% | 2013-04-23 |
| 20344. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 67.84 | 99% | 2015-05-30 |
| 20345. | Bao (b_lam) | 67.84 | 97% | 2011-07-01 |
| 20346. | Jon (blckhalo) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 20347. | AsiaSeries (adeepra) | 67.83 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20348. | smmr (smmr_flwr) | 67.83 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20349. | Migalya (madzika) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 20350. | who (whoyou) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 20351. | William (wilrob2) | 67.82 | 89% | 2015-09-24 |
| 20352. | Mr.ChiefMofoExecutive (theb... | 67.82 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 20353. | Atrello (atrello) | 67.82 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20354. | Kevin (resistance) | 67.82 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |