The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24952. | Truck Driver (supernova05) | 70.19 | 95.7% | 2024-08-21 |
| 24953. | mustaffa (mustaffa) | 70.19 | 99% | 2026-03-13 |
| 24954. | beginner (beginner0820) | 70.19 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 24955. | kofie (kofiex) | 70.19 | 98% | 2024-09-07 |
| 24956. | Free Palestine (mareshn) | 70.19 | 95.6% | 2024-03-07 |
| 24957. | shawn (troublend) | 70.19 | 96.7% | 2024-01-11 |
| 24958. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 70.19 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 24959. | jasmin (wawfles) | 70.19 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 24960. | nishant (nishp19) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 24961. | nf (ssakcik) | 70.19 | 96% | 2012-05-14 |
| 24962. | salvan (salvan333) | 70.18 | 98.5% | 2024-06-26 |
| 24963. | Daijoubu (led_new) | 70.18 | 99% | 2024-01-19 |
| 24964. | Gourab (gourab2001) | 70.18 | 98.1% | 2024-06-28 |
| 24965. | bruh (wnisn) | 70.18 | 95.9% | 2024-08-06 |
| 24966. | AM (amesh8301) | 70.18 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 24967. | Debarghya (d33dy) | 70.18 | 89% | 2013-02-08 |
| 24968. | Agniv Bandyopadhyay (ronin_... | 70.17 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 24969. | pikellet (pikellet) | 70.17 | 96% | 2025-10-10 |
| 24970. | Tuomo J. (lohko) | 70.17 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 24971. | Max (metal_slugger) | 70.17 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 24972. | Daniel (zsour) | 70.17 | 97% | 2024-11-18 |
| 24973. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 70.17 | 96.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 24974. | Andree (ntuanson97) | 70.17 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 24975. | Ben (b5mith) | 70.17 | 98% | 2014-11-17 |
| 24976. | strawbutter (strawbutter) | 70.16 | 96.3% | 2024-11-20 |
| 24977. | nohate (nohate) | 70.16 | 98% | 2025-09-27 |
| 24978. | Banana (djandoo7) | 70.16 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 24979. | randomrawat (randomrawat) | 70.16 | 97.8% | 2024-11-19 |
| 24980. | Jess (jess1111) | 70.16 | 96.4% | 2024-07-19 |
| 24981. | psyop (psyopocalypse) | 70.16 | 98% | 2024-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |