I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12224. | Stas (tracersm) | 80.95 | 100% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12225. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 80.94 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12226. | Ruben (strontklepper) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 12227. | Sharknado (nalex1122) | 80.94 | 89% | 2016-04-28 |
| 12228. | tee (nullable) | 80.93 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 12229. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 12230. | todoroki (tbhtododeku) | 80.93 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 12231. | Eric (socceric18) | 80.93 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12232. | lebum (lebum) | 80.93 | 95% | 2016-08-07 |
| 12233. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 80.92 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 12234. | Nate (natopotato262) | 80.92 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 12235. | Astrocat (reverserespect) | 80.92 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12236. | James (kqo3015) | 80.91 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 12237. | cashy_b (cashy_b) | 80.91 | 98% | 2023-11-26 |
| 12238. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 80.91 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 12239. | harshaa005 (weird_flex_but_ok) | 80.91 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 12240. | Tripp (trippdip) | 80.90 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 12241. | PlayerGamesPro (tanishqsingh) | 80.90 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12242. | Quan (b3cta3) | 80.90 | 99% | 2016-02-26 |
| 12243. | Yami (yami55) | 80.89 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 12244. | Tommy (tommy5902) | 80.89 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
| 12245. | Austin (xaqilz) | 80.89 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12246. | Evan (jiameelorh) | 80.88 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 12247. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 80.88 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 12248. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 80.88 | 93% | 2017-03-31 |
| 12249. | Devin (haydevin) | 80.87 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 12250. | Asif (orthocresol) | 80.87 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 12251. | Gregory (azndota) | 80.87 | 96% | 2017-02-09 |
| 12252. | Vash (vash13) | 80.86 | 98% | 2024-09-04 |
| 12253. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.86 | 96% | 2018-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |