The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13121. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 13122. | Jarell (lerajf) | 83.25 | 94% | 2014-08-19 |
| 13123. | Justin (supro) | 83.25 | 89% | 2013-04-30 |
| 13124. | pearl (l3hargav) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 13125. | Ameer (isocket) | 83.25 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 13126. | ghost (souls) | 83.25 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13127. | Opponent (opponent) | 83.25 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 13128. | Dylan (byun) | 83.25 | 88% | 2014-12-09 |
| 13129. | Turkey (xtra_large) | 83.24 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 13130. | J (jshih9596) | 83.23 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 13131. | Raymond (sigma7) | 83.23 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 13132. | Justin (mwp18) | 83.23 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 13133. | Bernie (bernie557) | 83.23 | 97.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 13134. | Victor (bigetou) | 83.23 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13135. | Sreejan (sreejan_tharad) | 83.23 | 94% | 2011-10-08 |
| 13136. | David (emmicks) | 83.23 | 94% | 2016-12-29 |
| 13137. | Anders (xzinon) | 83.22 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 13138. | Mark (aznmaster) | 83.22 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13139. | carlo24 (carlo24) | 83.22 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13140. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 83.22 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 13141. | Ko (__lo) | 83.22 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13142. | Abdo (zxiest) | 83.22 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 13143. | Vinodh (vkolluri) | 83.22 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 13144. | Asturias (asturias) | 83.22 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 13145. | Harvey (harveyqqq) | 83.21 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13146. | Aceo (kingace) | 83.21 | 96% | 2011-06-10 |
| 13147. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 83.20 | 95.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 13148. | GameChaos (superflip) | 83.20 | 91% | 2017-01-07 |
| 13149. | Nicole (neekay) | 83.20 | 96% | 2014-09-17 |
| 13150. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |