I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1117. | Diamondzpy (diamondoz) | 102.17 | 98.5% | 2024-05-24 |
| 1118. | ChippedBlockOfConcrete (chi... | 102.14 | 97% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1119. | smichael (smichaelino) | 102.10 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 1120. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 102.09 | 98.3% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1121. | Sticky (_sticky_fingers_) | 102.08 | 96% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1122. | Ciprian (c1pri) | 102.07 | 96% | 2026-02-18 |
| 1123. | Jeremy (jrmyh) | 102.07 | 97% | 2026-04-05 |
| 1124. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 102.06 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1125. | Sky (skywalk_) | 102.05 | 97.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1126. | YesOk (usernametypist) | 102.04 | 98% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1127. | DH (dh225) | 102.02 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1128. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 102.00 | 97.5% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1129. | Adrian (adriangat) | 102.00 | 97.9% | 2024-08-12 |
| 1130. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 101.99 | 97.9% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1131. | Speed Demon (aremera69) | 101.94 | 97.1% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1132. | Jeremy (jrmy326) | 101.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1133. | Azift (azift) | 101.91 | 95% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1134. | Wooloo (_extremely_bored) | 101.90 | 96.6% | 2023-07-20 |
| 1135. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 101.88 | 98.5% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1136. | B (1zero) | 101.88 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 1137. | Matthu (matthu_) | 101.85 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 1138. | (ilikeponyz20) | 101.83 | 97.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1139. | China (dvorak_king) | 101.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1140. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 101.78 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1141. | Kylea (icykylea) | 101.78 | 97% | 2025-02-13 |
| 1142. | tlbi (tla109) | 101.75 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1143. | Niko M. (recline187) | 101.72 | 97.6% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1144. | Mac (rubixgeek101) | 101.71 | 96% | 2026-03-18 |
| 1145. | P100 (close280) | 101.71 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1146. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 101.69 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |