So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22753. | wingedclothadjuster (nsubor... | 64.00 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 22754. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 22755. | Oleg (kcdoleg) | 64.00 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 22756. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 64.00 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 22757. | Starinator (starinator) | 63.99 | 94% | 2016-03-05 |
| 22758. | arjan (arjanomega) | 63.99 | 90% | 2012-08-24 |
| 22759. | Prudhvi (kingraju) | 63.99 | 90% | 2014-07-31 |
| 22760. | Gopal Krishna (krisssssh) | 63.99 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22761. | Aaron (biogence) | 63.99 | 94% | 2023-03-18 |
| 22762. | Himanshu (himanshupander) | 63.99 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 22763. | Moe (doom97) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 22764. | Teun (teung) | 63.99 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 22765. | Oliver (tingsvad) | 63.99 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 22766. | Walker (walker_) | 63.99 | 97% | 2017-06-08 |
| 22767. | Tom (tommy71394) | 63.99 | 94% | 2014-02-06 |
| 22768. | Fred (acerace) | 63.99 | 98% | 2012-07-13 |
| 22769. | Miles (miggles005) | 63.98 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 22770. | chai (darkunknown) | 63.98 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 22771. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 63.98 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 22772. | joseph (cranetao) | 63.98 | 88% | 2017-05-26 |
| 22773. | Lau (darkbb) | 63.98 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 22774. | superGokuN (supergokun) | 63.98 | 98% | 2013-06-17 |
| 22775. | Laiq (laiq) | 63.98 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 22776. | Dipak (dipakv) | 63.98 | 94% | 2014-12-08 |
| 22777. | AzR (azhar7) | 63.98 | 88% | 2012-07-20 |
| 22778. | Jonas (oat_punk) | 63.97 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 22779. | Blue (blue4269) | 63.97 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 22780. | Quoc (qquocc) | 63.97 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 22781. | Steve (stevec42) | 63.96 | 76% | 2016-09-14 |
| 22782. | danny (zer02wo) | 63.96 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |