The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15389. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 79.19 | 95% | 2019-05-28 |
| 15390. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 79.19 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15391. | Mustache (mysterymustache) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15392. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 15393. | kirby (tkirby) | 79.19 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 15394. | Sam (sdeng) | 79.19 | 86% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15395. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 79.19 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15396. | Manzur (manzur) | 79.19 | 93% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15397. | Edgar (deadlyxcyanide) | 79.19 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 15398. | Anup (anupya) | 79.19 | 99% | 2015-02-05 |
| 15399. | JackSparrow (jack__sparrow) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 15400. | Sanic (192378) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 15401. | sintyaku (sintyaku) | 79.18 | 99% | 2012-05-04 |
| 15402. | Connor (jonecon) | 79.18 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 15403. | Jeritens (jensrichter) | 79.18 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 15404. | Emily (emmyball) | 79.18 | 92% | 2011-10-19 |
| 15405. | Josh (jriddell92) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 15406. | Ronza (ronza) | 79.17 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 15407. | Kyrgyzstan (zhanarbek) | 79.17 | 95% | 2023-01-03 |
| 15408. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 79.17 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 15409. | Richard (richyk1) | 79.17 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 15410. | Zachary (spottedelefant) | 79.17 | 94% | 2016-10-17 |
| 15411. | Azer (azer7) | 79.17 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 15412. | rudeger (saku01) | 79.17 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 15413. | Brzina (torpedo99) | 79.16 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 15414. | LPhil (philug) | 79.16 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 15415. | rishh_ (imrishitpant) | 79.16 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 15416. | SMR (onebarconnection) | 79.16 | 96.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 15417. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 79.16 | 96% | 2013-04-29 |
| 15418. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 79.16 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |