If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
435 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1635. | Archi💢 (gaijjin) | 93.13 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
| 1636. | - (gunbuster) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1637. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 93.13 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 1638. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 93.12 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
| 1639. | Tian (the4thcafe) | 93.09 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1640. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 93.09 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1641. | fck you latency (whihi) | 93.08 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
| 1642. | E (fradoodle) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1643. | Kevin (k3vb0t) | 93.06 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1644. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 93.05 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1645. | Gabo (unicorn_spice) | 93.03 | 99% | 2019-09-06 |
| 1646. | HMan (edhac) | 93.03 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1647. | Kyle (draco_meteor) | 93.03 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 1648. | Demancer (demancer) | 93.03 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1649. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 93.00 | 99% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1650. | Jessica (jurisd1cktion) | 92.99 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1651. | Kei (azathoth4) | 92.96 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 1652. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 92.96 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1653. | Dan (radio_falcon) | 92.95 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1654. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 92.95 | 96% | 2017-06-26 |
| 1655. | Tim (tim_ong) | 92.94 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1656. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 92.94 | 98% | 2020-07-01 |
| 1657. | Davis (dvsday684) | 92.89 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 1658. | Bob (splork) | 92.89 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1659. | Shrek Of Justice (shrek_of_... | 92.88 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1660. | R (imayangoat) | 92.86 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1661. | William (sneakywill) | 92.78 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 1662. | ret (retiarius) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1663. | uohk (uohk) | 92.75 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1664. | Blake (scaldor) | 92.75 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |