So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4388. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 101.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 4389. | Elouise (elouiise) | 101.35 | 95% | 2014-03-17 |
| 4390. | i have no hands (deliciousb... | 101.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 4391. | Varaug (varaug33) | 101.34 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 4392. | Methan (camoka5) | 101.34 | 92% | 2015-12-06 |
| 4393. | Nathan (tarektioban) | 101.33 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 4394. | Rayndy (rayndy1) | 101.33 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 4395. | Michael (mritche) | 101.33 | 87% | 2013-09-22 |
| 4396. | Who (goldstar2) | 101.33 | 93% | 2014-01-31 |
| 4397. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 101.32 | 96.5% | 2023-09-18 |
| 4398. | Fred (supra97rx7) | 101.32 | 96% | 2013-09-08 |
| 4399. | SublerQWERTY (sublerqwertyp... | 101.32 | 94% | 2011-07-31 |
| 4400. | Sean (itsstealthb) | 101.31 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 4401. | Eran (umm_eran) | 101.31 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 4402. | dankers (fuzzyx3000) | 101.30 | 97% | 2011-07-28 |
| 4403. | ℕ (noctua) | 101.30 | 96% | 2013-06-09 |
| 4404. | C (sirbop) | 101.29 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
| 4405. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 101.29 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 4406. | Kei (azathoth4) | 101.29 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 4407. | Vibov (vibov) | 101.29 | 94% | 2012-07-06 |
| 4408. | Ali!i!i!iN (alinorouzi) | 101.29 | 98% | 2013-04-28 |
| 4409. | frothy (lancetadance) | 101.27 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 4410. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 101.26 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4411. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 101.26 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 4412. | Evan (emackay) | 101.26 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 4413. | Ralph (eltigro) | 101.26 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 4414. | Kaitlin (kaitlinmichele) | 101.26 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
| 4415. | Calvin (calvinguy) | 101.26 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
| 4416. | Tim (bimmy) | 101.25 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 4417. | Eric (freshapplez) | 101.25 | 99% | 2017-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |