Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4369. | Ohm (ohmstar123) | 106.34 | 99% | 2024-12-05 |
| 4370. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 106.33 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 4371. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 106.31 | 99% | 2023-12-11 |
| 4372. | Peter (portiz121803) | 106.31 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
| 4373. | X (plugins) | 106.30 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 4374. | laundromatt (austen_washer) | 106.30 | 94.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 4375. | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... | 106.30 | 99% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4376. | Greg J (gregjay3) | 106.29 | 97% | 2024-07-17 |
| 4377. | Tupactopus (tupactopus) | 106.29 | 98% | 2024-06-27 |
| 4378. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 106.28 | 99% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4379. | Mr Typist (lazor) | 106.28 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 4380. | mart9n (mart9n) | 106.27 | 100% | 2020-01-14 |
| 4381. | edisonhussey (furox) | 106.27 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4382. | adam (thu4der) | 106.27 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4383. | Andrew (dewdew7) | 106.27 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 4384. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 106.27 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 4385. | Pontiff Sulyvahn (ayushjoshi) | 106.26 | 98.5% | 2025-01-02 |
| 4386. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 106.25 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4387. | Kal (kalindu_k) | 106.25 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4388. | Scryp (scryp) | 106.25 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4389. | Ned (kokainegun) | 106.25 | 99% | 2020-12-23 |
| 4390. | norqu (norsqu) | 106.24 | 97.2% | 2024-05-06 |
| 4391. | 春茶 (pcdurp) | 106.24 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 4392. | Edu (mcarro123) | 106.22 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 4393. | alipboy (tragicbronson) | 106.22 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4394. | josh (joshbuggy) | 106.22 | 97.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 4395. | kevin (strongyboi) | 106.21 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 4396. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 106.21 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 4397. | bobpop_ (bobpop_) | 106.20 | 99% | 2024-12-03 |
| 4398. | 🇵🇸 (muybien) | 106.19 | 98.5% | 2025-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |