I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20056. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 63.18 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 20057. | Swaggot (maxlorentzon) | 63.18 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 20058. | Elio (eh133399) | 63.18 | 95% | 2017-01-26 |
| 20059. | Nirmal (npkothari) | 63.18 | 94% | 2018-09-20 |
| 20060. | Lai (speedylai) | 63.18 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 20061. | East (chapstick_god) | 63.17 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
| 20062. | Manuel (snobber) | 63.17 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20063. | kpsmelvin (kpsmelvin) | 63.17 | 98% | 2016-08-23 |
| 20064. | Alex (shunding) | 63.17 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20065. | DTConks (dtconks) | 63.17 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
| 20066. | Honcho (head_honcho) | 63.16 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 20067. | Geeth (falsethunder) | 63.16 | 96.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 20068. | Kav (kav__) | 63.16 | 97.3% | 2021-02-10 |
| 20069. | Mudit Maheshwari (mr_tidum) | 63.15 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 20070. | Gourav (mrgaurav2001) | 63.15 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 20071. | simon (chainsawteeth) | 63.15 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 20072. | George (geogeorge456) | 63.14 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 20073. | Magnus (kranix) | 63.14 | 96% | 2015-08-08 |
| 20074. | Ayush (ayush_kratosh) | 63.14 | 94% | 2015-08-09 |
| 20075. | Bread (lord_bread) | 63.13 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 20076. | Posa2000 (posa2000) | 63.13 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 20077. | fast (turteled) | 63.13 | 94% | 2021-05-01 |
| 20078. | Andrew (happie) | 63.13 | 98.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 20079. | van (thien3060) | 63.12 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 20080. | yeogi (yeogi) | 63.12 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 20081. | Dennis (toman118) | 63.12 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 20082. | Muhammad (muhammadariqqqq) | 63.11 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 20083. | Berkut (berkut_) | 63.11 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 20084. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 63.11 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 20085. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 63.11 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |