So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24953. | Sonwa (sonwa) | 60.69 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 24954. | Richard (richard123143) | 60.69 | 94% | 2023-02-15 |
| 24955. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 60.69 | 93% | 2021-01-15 |
| 24956. | Mitsuo (sp33d1sk3y) | 60.69 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 24957. | Aqib (mohdaqibriaz) | 60.69 | 97% | 2014-06-05 |
| 24958. | Guest (rsaurus) | 60.69 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| 24959. | Shekhar (shekhar_23) | 60.69 | 92% | 2016-07-23 |
| 24960. | klerigado (klerigado) | 60.69 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 24961. | Henrik (henke121) | 60.69 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 24962. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 60.68 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 24963. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 60.68 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 24964. | K (typecarry) | 60.68 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 24965. | Alif (aliftheruslan) | 60.68 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 24966. | Rocker (rockerturner) | 60.68 | 90% | 2015-07-06 |
| 24967. | Adrien (kufii) | 60.68 | 92% | 2014-08-27 |
| 24968. | Basil (brain1989) | 60.68 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 24969. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 60.67 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 24970. | Mahbub (mahasayz) | 60.67 | 87% | 2016-06-02 |
| 24971. | Rowalski (rowalski) | 60.67 | 94% | 2016-09-08 |
| 24972. | Mamaafrica (mamaafrica) | 60.67 | 95.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24973. | sonu (sonusonu) | 60.67 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 24974. | Travis (bizmos) | 60.67 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 24975. | wait me bro. (coldxd) | 60.67 | 95% | 2017-05-29 |
| 24976. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 60.67 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 24977. | Jonas (wodie) | 60.67 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 24978. | Wilson (wilsontanvis) | 60.67 | 95% | 2014-11-13 |
| 24979. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 60.67 | 95% | 2016-01-02 |
| 24980. | Krusty (dhatlestad) | 60.67 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 24981. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 60.67 | 91% | 2017-04-09 |
| 24982. | Shivam (shivam_00100) | 60.66 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |