As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24788. | Endre (kndxd) | 46.62 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| 24789. | Andre (xandremcx) | 46.61 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 24790. | Hannah (typew1zard) | 46.60 | 95% | 2017-05-02 |
| 24791. | DevilboyGM (devilboygm_09) | 46.60 | 92.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24792. | Elaine (ely96) | 46.60 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 24793. | WizZ (wizz_e) | 46.60 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24794. | Kshitij (mother_foker) | 46.58 | 93% | 2021-01-04 |
| 24795. | David (libero) | 46.57 | 95% | 2022-03-04 |
| 24796. | Yehan (yehancha) | 46.57 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 24797. | Anthony (daslayer05) | 46.56 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 24798. | TechieHelper (techiehelper) | 46.56 | 93% | 2020-08-17 |
| 24799. | King (king777brother) | 46.56 | 96% | 2016-06-27 |
| 24800. | riley (riley_waghorn) | 46.55 | 93% | 2021-02-15 |
| 24801. | abid (saidabidkhan) | 46.55 | 87% | 2016-06-09 |
| 24802. | Daniel Steven (daely_boyz@y... | 46.55 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 24803. | strange (soartyper) | 46.55 | 91% | 2017-03-19 |
| 24804. | DenDu (dendu_respekt) | 46.53 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 24805. | ayinツ (ayin_) | 46.53 | 95% | 2021-02-16 |
| 24806. | sachin (sachinalex) | 46.53 | 87% | 2015-09-01 |
| 24807. | dean (dean1289) | 46.53 | 87% | 2017-04-19 |
| 24808. | Connor (noxxe) | 46.52 | 94% | 2022-08-01 |
| 24809. | Thomas (drilldrive) | 46.52 | 92% | 2015-07-09 |
| 24810. | Norf (black_norfolk) | 46.52 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 24811. | nvidhani (nvidhani) | 46.52 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 24812. | Cody Haynes (todytaynes) | 46.51 | 96% | 2023-10-19 |
| 24813. | Zailent (eclipse_zailent) | 46.50 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 24814. | Lunara (lunara) | 46.49 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 24815. | Michael (goddaddy) | 46.49 | 96% | 2021-01-30 |
| 24816. | Francisco (famo) | 46.49 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24817. | Come on (abbas9iq) | 46.48 | 93% | 2022-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |