And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7176. | (shannon8605) | 104.44 | 96% | 2012-03-04 |
| 7177. | (rasehead) | 104.43 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 7178. | (fsnxward) | 104.43 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 7179. | (keithwilk28) | 104.42 | 96% | 2013-02-14 |
| 7180. | (auvvia) | 104.42 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7181. | (pingu51472) | 104.42 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 7182. | (dewdew7) | 104.41 | 98.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 7183. | (thistletea) | 104.41 | 99% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7184. | (gegs921) | 104.41 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 7185. | (tdai698) | 104.41 | 95% | 2016-01-18 |
| 7186. | (jxu98) | 104.41 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
| 7187. | (andrezio) | 104.41 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7188. | (thorfinn1) | 104.40 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7189. | (vetlebg) | 104.40 | 100% | 2022-03-06 |
| 7190. | too cold to type :( (pinkfl... | 104.40 | 92% | 2014-11-06 |
| 7191. | (crossedhands) | 104.40 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 7192. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 104.39 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7193. | Aye (ayedoms) | 104.39 | 99% | 2020-10-18 |
| 7194. | Ariel (arielsetzer) | 104.39 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 7195. | Andy (identum) | 104.39 | 90% | 2014-02-23 |
| 7196. | (bobbyjoe93) | 104.39 | 95% | 2015-09-28 |
| 7197. | (telex) | 104.39 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 7198. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 104.38 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7199. | (jenz36) | 104.38 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 7200. | Brett (kermin) | 104.37 | 96.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 7201. | (epic_gamer2834) | 104.37 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 7202. | (mexikorn) | 104.37 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 7203. | (fudgecake6) | 104.37 | 99% | 2018-04-30 |
| 7204. | (ivanduong) | 104.37 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 7205. | Kelvin (kelvination) | 104.35 | 95% | 2014-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |