And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7913. | (jliba12) | 102.54 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 7914. | (ithaos) | 102.54 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 7915. | (king_dxz) | 102.53 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7916. | (dj_e) | 102.53 | 98% | 2011-09-13 |
| 7917. | (kubfu891) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 7918. | (unelevate) | 102.52 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 7919. | (jmart1) | 102.52 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 7920. | Timothy (adral) | 102.51 | 98.6% | 2023-08-05 |
| 7921. | (zabz) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7922. | (varnontyperacer) | 102.51 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 7923. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 102.50 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7924. | (thebest__) | 102.50 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7925. | (lachimolala9) | 102.50 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 7926. | (xrumcajs) | 102.50 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 7927. | (randyr7) | 102.50 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7928. | (paul676) | 102.50 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7929. | (ayd22) | 102.49 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 7930. | (thousandsunset) | 102.49 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 7931. | (rushlync) | 102.47 | 98.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7932. | (111_goddess) | 102.47 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 7933. | (horrow) | 102.47 | 91% | 2016-08-17 |
| 7934. | (irishmustang) | 102.47 | 97% | 2012-06-22 |
| 7935. | (racketen) | 102.46 | 99% | 2017-07-25 |
| 7936. | (nincrab) | 102.46 | 99% | 2020-11-24 |
| 7937. | (hello1) | 102.46 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 7938. | Rand'Al Thor (vrnch) | 102.45 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 7939. | (certifiedthrower) | 102.45 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 7940. | Randy (chaos407) | 102.45 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 7941. | (goyard) | 102.45 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 7942. | Harold (olafthered) | 102.45 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |